Hungryham, WA

Picture it. Bellingham, WA-March 2011. I'm cleaning the bathroom at work one day and as I leave, turn to make sure I cleaned the mirror. It is now that I see the roll of fat that is adorning my backside. Not only have my boobs gotten so big that they are pulling my bra up my back, the bra is now being worn as a necklace as the back is practically hitting the bottom of my neck. With this fun little pudge pocket, said bra is now cutting mountain ranges into my back. I quickly exit the bathroom and go tell my co-worker that I will be starting a 1,000 calorie diet the next day. It is here that you will hear me bitch about this fun little phase of my life. If for some reason you find it interesting, feel free to join me by following my blog, OR just get super crazy and take on the diet with me. My advice? Sit back, read my rants and raves, and enjoy a box of girl scout cookies.